Forty bespoke commissions. Six tonal universes. One website. Three tiers. A folder mailed to your door.
This is the review packet. Scroll to read the case file.
Filed for partners, press, and investors · 05.27.2026
The Lyric Dossier05.27.2026 · 02 of 17
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 03The Positioning
Bring the receipts.
Most people give AI a one-line prompt. We give it a dossier.
The Lyric Dossier05.27.2026 · 03 of 17
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 04The Insight
AI is already better at writing custom songs than any human composer working at scale.
The only thing it needs is more input than humans typically give it.
We are the company that collects the input.
The Lyric Dossier05.27.2026 · 04 of 17
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 05How It Works
The process, end to end.
01
Open the archive
The customer fills the 50-question investigative dossier, then opens the Evidence Locker. Texts, emails, photos, voice memos, letters they didn't send. Bring everything.
02
We collect
A writer reads the entire file. We transcribe what carries weight into a composer-quality lyric brief. Bigger file, sharper brief.
03
We feed the AI
The brief drives the composition pipeline. We generate, listen, refine, choose. One song per case. No templates. No recycling.
04
Case Closed — Delivered
A kraft case file arrives in the mail. Typewriter pages, album art, QR card, signed composer's note, wax seal. Spotify release on the customer's chosen date.
Day 0
Case opened. Payment received.
Day 1–7
Customer builds the file.
Day 7–10
We compose. We curate.
Day 10–14
Physical kit. Stamping.
Day 14+
Filed. Shipped. Spotify live.
The Lyric Dossier05.27.2026 · 05 of 17
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 06The Library
Forty bespoke commissions. Six tonal universes.
The sample gallery — every closed case, every register the brand covers. Hover any tile for the case number and title. The four cases below are the ones we'd play for you first.
Every cover above is a real, closed case. Each lives at its own per-case streaming page on release.
The Lyric Dossier05.27.2026 · 06 of 17
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 07Sample 01 of 04
3000 × 3000 · Kraft BurgundyFiled 10.2024
Case No. 0142 · Brooklyn NY · 10.2024
The Album · $249
The Shoelace at Grand Army
Indie Folk · Wedding (groom to bride, morning of)
Reference
Lord Huron · Iron & Wine · Andrew Bird
Voice
Intimate · warm female + male harmony
BPM / Key
92 BPM · G major
Subjects
Maya & Theo · Brooklyn NY
The lyric that pierces
"Maya, Maya, the morning is a folder
Of receipts I never threw away —
And the lace is still untied."
From the dossier
Maya and Theo bought tomatoes for Sunday lasagna at the Grand Army Plaza farmer's market the morning of the wedding. Maya's shoelace was untied; she didn't notice. Theo bent down to tie it on the corner of Plaza Street. She told the story at every dinner for the next ten years.
The Lyric Dossier05.27.2026 · 07 of 17
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 08Sample 02 of 04
3000 × 3000 · Terracotta CreamFiled 03.2025
Case No. 0598 · Brooklyn → Cali, Colombia · 03.2025
Heirloom + Private Release
Mi Abuela Nunca Se Equivoca
Bolero · Bilingual Wedding
Reference
Buena Vista Social Club · Silvana Estrada · Natalia Lafourcade
Voice
Intimate · Spanish female + English male harmony
BPM / Key
78 BPM · A minor
Subjects
Camila & Ben · 8 years together
The lyric that pierces
"Pero entendiste la cara de mi abuela —
Y mi abuela nunca se equivoca.
Mi abuela ya no está en la sala,
But every kitchen we have shared…"
From the dossier
The first time Camila brought Ben home, her grandmother said nothing for an hour, watched him eat, then nodded once. The phrase "Mi abuela nunca se equivoca" — my grandmother is never wrong — became their inside joke and their highest compliment. Abuela passed three years before the wedding. The song is for her empty chair.
The Lyric Dossier05.27.2026 · 08 of 17
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 09Sample 03 of 04
3000 × 3000 · Navy Brass1-yr Remembrance
Case No. 0914 · Portland ME · In memory of Hannah Mei Reyes
The Heirloom · $349
The Cold Hands We Held Anyway
90s/00s Power Ballad · Memorial (older sister to younger)
Reference
Whitney "I Will Always Love You" · Mariah "Hero" · Celine "Heart Will Go On"
Voice
Belt-power · female · key-change climax
BPM / Key
64 BPM · A♭ → B♭ major
Subjects
In memory of Hannah Mei Reyes · Portland ME
The lyric that pierces
"Hannah, you would have taken them back —
Hannah, I would have given them again.
The cold hands we held anyway.
Sebago Lake. The cold hands we held anyway."
From the dossier
Every Christmas of their childhood, the Reyes sisters held hands skating on Sebago Lake — Hannah's hands always freezing, the older sister's gloves always offered, both refused. A year after Hannah died, the older sister commissioned a song that holds the hand back, just once, with the key change every Whitney song has earned.
The Lyric Dossier05.27.2026 · 09 of 17
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 10Sample 04 of 04
3000 × 3000 · Navy Brass1-yr Remembrance
Case No. 0089 · Austin TX · In memory of Eleanor Holst (1944–2024)
The Heirloom · $349
The Dishes Will Wait
Sparse Piano Ballad · Memorial (1-yr remembrance of mother)
Reference
Phoebe Bridgers · Joni Mitchell · Bon Iver
Voice
Intimate · restrained female · near-spoken
BPM / Key
64 BPM · A minor
Subjects
In memory of Eleanor Holst (1944–2024) · Austin TX
The lyric that pierces
"The dishes will wait —
The moon won't."
From the dossier
Eleanor's signature phrase. She'd drag the kids out to the back porch at 10:30 p.m. to watch a moonrise. The dishes never actually waited; she'd come back and do them at 1 a.m. The daughter commissioned the song one year after Eleanor's death. The dishes are still in the sink in the song.
The Lyric Dossier05.27.2026 · 10 of 17
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 11The Moat
Why the category cannot copy us by reducing prices.
The moat is not the model. The moat is the volume of input the customer is willing — and our system is built — to ingest per case.
Everyone Else
A 200-word prompt.
A "tell us about your relationship" textarea.
The AI writes a song from almost nothing.
The result is generic.
The object doesn't survive the unboxing.
The Lyric Dossier
A 50-question dossier.
An Evidence Locker: text-message archives, forwarded emails, captioned photos, raw voice memos, unsent letters, stream-of-consciousness.
No upper limit. AI doesn't get tired of reading. We exploit that.
One song per case. No templates. No recycling.
A kraft case file mailed to the door. Spotify release. Per-case streaming page.
The investigation is the moat.
The music is the result.
The Lyric Dossier05.27.2026 · 11 of 17
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 12Tier Ladder · Unit Economics
Three tiers. Two halo SKUs. One spreadsheet.
The Album is the default — roughly 60-70% of orders land here per the Monte Carlo. The Heirloom is the halo. The co-branded Heirloom Edition is the press SKU.
The Single
$149
One song · light kit
One original song, three minutes
One typewriter lyric sheet
QR card to streaming page
Light kraft folder
Best for: Birthdays. Light moments.
The Album · default
$249
Two songs · full case file
Original + B-side
Album art card
Spotify release on chosen date
Signed composer's note
Kraft mailer + wax seal
Best for: Weddings. Anniversaries.
The Heirloom
$349
Three-song EP · multi-platform
Three lyric sheets, letterpress paper
Framed 8×10 art card
Wax seal + calligraphed envelope
Pressed Record (USB-C) in glassine
Optional 7" vinyl pressing
Best for: Lifetimes. Memorials.
Cost line
Single
Album
Heirloom
Heirloom + Vinyl
Price
$149
$249
$349
$529
Composition (AI)
$1.50
$3.00
$4.50
$4.50
Album art
$1.00
$2.00
$3.00
$3.00
Distribution
$0.59
$0.99
$1.99
$1.99
Physical kit
$14.00
$24.00
$48.00
$83.00
Pressed Record USB-C
—
—
$12.00
$12.00
Stripe + Etsy fees
$7.45
$12.45
$17.45
$26.45
Shipping
$7.20
$8.35
$11.15
$14.00
Misc / buffer
$3.00
—
$15.00
$15.00
Total cost
$34.74
$50.79
$113.09
$159.94
Margin / %
$114.26 · 77%
$198.21 · 80%
$235.91 · 68%
$369.06 · 70%
Network-level monthly P&L at 25 mixed-tier orders / month
Revenue
$5,950
COGS
$1,205
Gross profit
$4,745 · 80% gross margin
Operating expense
$720 (tools + domain + accounting)
Net before tax
$4,025
The Lyric Dossier05.27.2026 · 12 of 17
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 13Market · Go-to-Market
Where the buyer is. Where the orders come from.
Custom-gift is a $42B category. Personalized music plus premium gifting is the fastest-growing sleeve. Year 1 captures 0.02% of the SAM, and the operation runs at 1,000 orders solo.
TAM
Custom & personalized gift category, US. Etsy + bespoke jewelry + custom art + commissioned music.
$42B
SAM
Personalized music + premium gifting overlap. Songfinch + Suno-consumer + bespoke wedding music + vinyl gifts.
$1.2B
SOM
Capturable Year 1 at 0.02% penetration — about 1,000 orders mixed-tier.
$240K
Buyer profile · per Monte Carlo modeling
Women, 28–55, household income $60–200K+ (sweet spot $80–200K)
Music-engaged (engagement score 6+/10)
Prior bespoke-gift buyers (40–50% of converters)
Aesthetic preference: luxury-clean, artsy-indie
Top occasions by revenue-per-impression
Wedding gifts — $139 / impression
Memorials — $129 / impression
Engagements — $127 / impression
Anniversaries — $118 / impression
Parent milestones — $115 / impression
01
Referral
Friend Pilot Program: 10 free Album-tier cases to handpicked customers willing to share their story. Highest WTP ($243 median).
25%
02
Etsy
Three listings (Single / Album / Heirloom). Where 45% of the target audience already shops for bespoke gifts.
Built in six weeks. Public launch in thirty-five days.
Most operators in this category are still on Squarespace drafts after six months. The product is built. The launch is queued.
Built · last six weeks
Brand identity locked
50-question intake designed
Pricing modeled (Monte Carlo)
40 album-art covers generated
Sample songs (12 cases) produced
Landing page copy + preview HTML
Email templates (E1–E7) drafted
Instagram content stack (30 days)
iOS app specification
Brand collateral v2 (22 docs)
Wax seal pipeline live
fal.ai composition pipeline
Next 35 days · public launch
Day 1–3 · Brand v0 + landing live
Day 2–3 · Physical materials sourced
Day 3–4 · 10-friend Pilot launched
Day 4–7 · First 10 intakes complete
Day 8–10 · Testimonials + UGC collected
Day 10–12 · Etsy shop live
Day 12–14 · Instagram profile built
Day 14–21 · Daily organic IG
Day 20–22 · First paid Meta tests
Day 22–28 · Wedding planner outreach
Day 28–35 · Press kit + pitch deck print
Day 35 · Public launch
Year 1 milestones
Q3 2026
100 orders shipped
Q4 2026
500 orders shipped · 50 Spotify catalog releases
Q1 2027
1,000 orders shipped · $240K revenue run rate
Q2 2027
Series of co-branded Heirloom editions
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Case No. PITCH-0002 / 15Who's at the Table
Who's at the table.
Conversations in progress. Some closer than others. This page is the public record of active partnership development.
Ceci New York
Premium stationery + paper goods
Conversation Open
Proposed co-branded Heirloom Edition. Design lead on the physical layer. Aesthetic alignment with the kraft / typewriter / wax-seal register is the basis of the conversation.
Wedding planners · regional
Distribution + referrals
Outreach Scheduled
Northeast and Mid-Atlantic concierge planners first. Affiliate program (15% per referred order) and co-branded vendor landing pages.
Bandcamp curators
Heirloom catalog placement
Ongoing
Heirloom and memorial releases routed through curator-led Bandcamp channels in addition to Spotify.
Brides.com / The Knot vendor directories
Wedding-industry placement
Outreach Q3 2026
Vendor-directory listings sequenced after the Etsy shop crosses 50 reviews. The Knot's vetted-vendor program is the primary target.
Memorial industry directors
Memorial tier distribution
Outreach Q4 2026
Direct outreach to family-owned funeral-home networks and memorial planners. The Heirloom memorial SKU is the lead product.
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Case No. PITCH-0002 / 16Unboxing
When a case closes, this is what ships.
Two coordinated photography sets. The Album-tier paper collateral is the everyday product. The Heirloom is the halo. Each tile is a real shot in the sequence.
Album Tier · Paper Collateral (12 shots)
Heirloom + Pressed Record (15 shots)
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The Companion AppIn active development
The case file, in your pocket.
Native iOS application currently in active development. The same investigative voice — same kraft and typewriter register — adapted for one-handed intake at a kitchen table, on a train, at three in the morning when the customer remembers a detail they hadn't written down yet.
SplashOnboarding · HeroHow it worksSign inHome · Tier ladderThe Album · $249CheckoutCase openedCase detail · ReadingFiled · Player
SwiftUI · iOS 17+ · TestFlight launch coordinated with public site launch · Stripe + Apple Pay one-time purchase
The Lyric Dossier · iOS05.27.2026 · scaffold complete
Case No. PITCH-0002 / 17The Ask
Open a case with us.
Tailor the conversation to your role. Four asks, four audiences. The most important one is yours.
For premium-paper & luxury-gift partners
Co-design the physical layer of the Heirloom tier
Source premium materials (kraft, wax, USB, vinyl)
Optional co-branded Heirloom Edition at $499–$799
Revenue share, 30–50% by tier, no upfront cost beyond materials
For press & curators
Three complimentary Album-tier cases for editorial coverage
First-access to the Heirloom collection
Sample dossier walkthrough on request
Founder interview available — Stamford, CT or remote
For wedding industry vendors
Affiliate program — 15% per referred order
Co-branded landing pages
Featured-vendor placement on lyricdossier.com
Quarterly co-marketing windows around wedding season
For investors · only if asked
Not raising. Profitable from order #18 onward.
Conversation welcome if strategic alignment is real
Full financial model + Monte Carlo available under NDA
